33 definitions by Mohit Hira

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Wives/girlfriends of recently-orphaned Lehman Brothers executives who bond to share their collective, unexpected fall down the socio-economic ladder.
Amande and Jane are now the Lehman Sisters 'cause the Devil took away their Prada when their boyfriends lost their jobs on Wall Street.
by Mohit Hira October 22, 2008
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An unexpected event caused by a hesitant man offering an unknown, beautiful woman a drink at a bar and her accepting it.
He had liquid luck last night when he warily offered to buy a drink for the single PYT next to him.
by Mohit Hira July 19, 2009
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A phenomenon caused by the unexpected shutting down of a company/industry in one economy resulting in a disappearance of jobs en masse in another economy; thus, making an entire group of people obsolete overnight... creating a reverse Slumdog Millionaire.
When a leading insurance company filed for bankruptcy in the US, it also created jobsolence for several hundred outsourced call-center workers in India.
by Mohit Hira March 02, 2009
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A weekday that results in very poor business for cinema halls, pubs etc who then end up waiting for more customers on weekends.
Last Wednesday was a weakday because there were only seven people in the movie hall watching the latest Potter film.
by Mohit Hira November 24, 2010
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A wife who loses her husband's attention and love to the more seductive Internet.
After Jack began spending more time on status updates and tweets, his wife realized she'd become a webmistress.
by Mohit Hira February 08, 2010
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Mass anger and hysteria that follows any failure on the part of Twitter. Also associated with disproportionate public expression of any online behavior.
When Twitter went down because some hackers compromised its DNS records, thousands of its members had a twitterage.
by Mohit Hira December 18, 2009
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A band of self-style vegetarian vigilantes who go about bringing down meat-serving restaurants and shops.
A group of vegelantes were seen forcibly shutting down fast food restaurants and mutton shops across the city in a frenzied bid to promote vegetarianism.
by Mohit Hira April 05, 2017
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