67 definition by Mister Ignorant

What to say when a herd of rhinos come chasing towards you.
"I know what to do ... JUMANJI!"
*rhinos still chase you*
"Run!"
by Mister Ignorant May 13, 2004

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The one word that should not be said in front of Ric Flair
Fan: "Wow! What a heel turn!"
Flair: "WHAT? YOU SAID THAT WORD? YOU SHOULDN'T SAY THAT! ONLY WE CAN!"
by Mister Ignorant June 23, 2004

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Awesomeness. True awesomeness.
Remade in the 2000's with Peter Time
by Mister Ignorant June 24, 2004

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Brother of Kelvin Pork and Kalvin Ham
OINK! OINK! Oyyyyyyyyyyyy! DUUUUUUUUUUUH!
by Mister Ignorant March 29, 2004

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Macho Man Randy Savage.
"Oooooh yeah! Be a man, Hogan!"
by Mister Ignorant June 28, 2004

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Stupide spyware.
Gah, I hate LOP going onto my IE and installing their stupid toolbar. Maybe I don't want to go to their stupid search site either.
by Mister Ignorant April 23, 2004

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