14 definitions by Missile MP el G
An act of trickery used when buying a round of shots when the buyer fills his shot glass with water instead of vodka. The bartender is an accomplice, paid off with a big tip.
Chad just clindened his friends again. Do they not realize that after six vodka shots Chad should be drunk, but he’s not.
by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019
A large nose on a man with small ankles that, despite having no sense of smell, still enjoys eating large quantities.
by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019
When a creepy lady with a scowl on her face limps into your classroom while you are teaching high school math. And, of course, she tells you what a shitty job you are doing.
by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019
A sexual position used by older married couples where the woman (little kitten) gets on all fours and purrs. The man (big dog) enters her from behind and starts to bark, furiously. When finished, big dog takes a walk and leaves little kitten a mess to lick off.
by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019
A gangluff is a style of facial hair incorporating hair on a man's chin, cheeks, and upper lip that closely resembles a 70s style bush. Informally known in some circles as a vagina face.
by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019
by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019
A married man who gets laid less than four times a year, if that. Most likely his lack of pussy is a result of his bald head, beer gut, or small penis...or a combination of any of the aforementioned characteristics.
by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019