TPN

may also pertain to a form of feeding done on people who can't even be tube-fed because their gut doesn't work. Stands for "total parenteral nutrition" where they actually stick nutrients right into your veins.
"what happened to the guy who got stabbed at the ATM 18 times doctor?

"who knows, we just strapped him down to the bed and sedated him so he won't pull on his TPN...tell the family he's stable and recovering."
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cryptitis

medical condition in which the anus and the area around it become swollen and painful.
"stop acting so uptight..."

"I can't, it's my cryptitis"
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porno hair

usage: adjective; term pertaining to unruly and and stubborn hair which is purposely kept untidy and dishevelled in attempts to create a "just got lucky" appearance. The goal may be accomplished by the usage of mouse, gels, teasing techniques, blow dyers and hair extentions.
"Sally had always flat-ironed her unruly hair but when she became a porn-star, she was a natural!"
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disclaimer

may also refer to the legalese term for "I'm washing my hands of this and whatever happens, or doesn't, may manifest as a result of this is NOT OUR FAULT it's all your fault.
"dude they stole my car! right from the parking lot and they have all this security!"

"I know, but look at your parking voucher, it has the disclaimer so it's not their problem."
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extension course

a course which is taken on the pretense of expanding one's knowledge and for the purpose of naming the institution on your resume. normally paid for by your boss.
"so are we on for golfing thursday at 3 p.m.?"

"I can't, I'm working..."

"you should've signed up for the extension course..."
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Opa

something to say when you see a bellydancer at a restaurant; normally followed by the act of flinging loads of cash at her.
"I love this restaurant honey, it's so romantic...."

"only the best for you on our anniversary, WHOA, OPA OPA OPA!!!!!!!!, sorry honey, I got distracted, where was I?"
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colpalgia

medical term meaning pain in the vagina
the little town by the sea had an unusually high number of young women afflicted with colpalgia, especially around fleet week.....
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