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doggie mama

term used to describe a woman past 40 who is convinced that her dog is actually a baby and that she must treat it as such. She will normally dress the dog in ridiculous accoutremants and she may order food for "her baby" when eating out.
"she lets the dog sleep on the bed with her

"what doggie mamma!"
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re-training

usage: noun or verb. A term which describes the process you must go through when you want to fire someone without getting sued. Usually before firing an employee, there will be an opportunity to re-train him, then he will be fired.
"why are you packing up your stuff?

"I'm getting re-trained, so I'm sure i'll be getting restructured by the end of the week."
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Opa

something to say when you see a bellydancer at a restaurant; normally followed by the act of flinging loads of cash at her.
"I love this restaurant honey, it's so romantic...."

"only the best for you on our anniversary, WHOA, OPA OPA OPA!!!!!!!!, sorry honey, I got distracted, where was I?"
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colpalgia

medical term meaning pain in the vagina
the little town by the sea had an unusually high number of young women afflicted with colpalgia, especially around fleet week.....
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disclaimer

may also refer to the legalese term for "I'm washing my hands of this and whatever happens, or doesn't, may manifest as a result of this is NOT OUR FAULT it's all your fault.
"dude they stole my car! right from the parking lot and they have all this security!"

"I know, but look at your parking voucher, it has the disclaimer so it's not their problem."
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extension course

a course which is taken on the pretense of expanding one's knowledge and for the purpose of naming the institution on your resume. normally paid for by your boss.
"so are we on for golfing thursday at 3 p.m.?"

"I can't, I'm working..."

"you should've signed up for the extension course..."
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pooper scooper

term used by medical community to describe acrylic nails. Feces is inevitably lways found between the real finger nail and the acrylic nails of patients and cadavers.
"hey she doesn't have any insurance, what do we do?"

"send her to ER, how did she afford those pooper scoopers?"
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