12 definitions by Mike's Shit Defs

A wipe so deep, you practically finger yourself.

Labelling the piss "X" and the shit "O", creating the game tic-tac-toe. Where you piss first, then drop a kernal, then pissing again. Do this until you stop. If an "O" (A shit) finishes you lose. Finishing with an "X" (a piss), wins the game....Which you just lost.

Attempting to shit quietly so no one around can hear it. Defiling the toilet.

A shit so long, it encircles the bowl of the toilet at the waterline, creating a ring effect.

A smell from your ass which is so strong that it could literally gag a fag.