10 definitions by Mike Bozdog

John Wayne Bobbit

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Elaina Bobbit caught John Wayne Bobbit with his pants down, so she decided to grab his weenee and bobbit! <sword is for illustrative purposes only>

by Mike Bozdog June 23, 2006

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Stanger

Someone who owns a Ford Mustang, which is commonly called a 'Stang.

Every Stanger worth their salt knows that the Mustang is available in special editions such as the Mach 1, Bullit, GT and Cobra. Carroll Shelby (car-roll?) and Steven Saleen (definitely worth his salt) are the top Mustang tuners. Jack Roush and Bobby Brown are up their as well.

by Mike Bozdog June 23, 2006

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sinus friction

Slang for "nose picking", funny because it sounds like "science fiction".

PETER: So, Bobby, what caused your car accident?

BOBBY: Well, don't tell anyone, but ... sinus friction.

by Mike Bozdog June 18, 2006

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