1 definition by Midget girl

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A very complex, intriguing, sexy, mind blowing, stupid ass man.

Hobbies include making me chase him and fucking.
His favorite pass time is blocking me and laughing about it till he pees his pants.

Very macho in every sense of the word...speaking of words, in Houston language hate means love. It's a good thing he tells me that he hates me every day (;

Houston is in "hate" with a girl who will do anything he asks her to do.

Always keeps me on my toes literally. Never know what he'll do next. Is he going to love or hate you today?
Oh my God, he just blocked me he's such a Houston.
by Midget girl August 31, 2016

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