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A chinese hacker and brother of LMFAO.
An urban legend says that if you have rice while on computer at 3 am, he will hack your computer and eat your fucking rice.
Professor: he is hacker, a chinese hacker!?
Dude: No its...laughing my f'ing arse off
Professor: but thats LMFAO not LMAO, it's his sister?
by Microwaved_Cat May 10, 2019

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If you want to get depressed and disturbed, play this game. Vanilla version is the fucked up one but it has many types of mods like: depressing, memey, funny, scary etc.
Joseph: Hey man, you seem a little down. What's wrong?
John: I played Doki Doki Literature Club. Vanilla was pretty disturbing and sad but holy fuck when I played some mods...
Joseph: ok?
by Microwaved_Cat June 10, 2019

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The deadliest insult of them all.
If the insult is used, solar system explodes.
John: lol ur mom gay
Joseph: ur cat fat
*John becomes retarded and starts to watch a Jake Paul video,then after that solar system explodes*
by Microwaved_Cat March 19, 2018

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Skrrt-däpit is a phrase used when ya boi does a sick drift and hits the fat dab like Chris Brown Hits Rihanna.
Ya boi: *does a sick drift*
You: Damn, Skrrt-däpit
via giphy
by Microwaved_Cat April 24, 2019

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Insult so dangerous that it kills the user and the targets whole bloodline from all of history due to every person becoming gay from that bloodline, even the ones that are dead.
John: Lmao ur dad nice lady
Joseph: Ur bloodline gaysexual
Both John and Joseph fucking die and John's bloodline gets erased from history.
by Microwaved_Cat September 26, 2019

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