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A medical acronym for "Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put Together".
That P.P.P.P.P.T. is C.T.D.
by Michael Zeleny January 27, 2008
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Designation as a Sub-Human Piece Of Shit, applied by medical personnel in hospitals to their less-than-desirable patients.
In an article published in Values, Ethics, and Health Care, 5 (1980), pp. 226-228, Harold Schwartz attests that S.H.P.O.S. is "an acronym for 'subhuman piece of shit' applied by medical interns and residents to their most unpleasant and uncooperative patients."
by Michael Zeleny January 27, 2008
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A form of "dating for assistance" or prostitution popular among Japanese high school girls dating middle-aged salarymen for money.
According to a recent survey of junior high school students in their final year, 17 percent thought there is nothing wrong with enjo kosai and 13 percent replied that they felt no reluctance in practicing it.
-- The Tokyo Weekender

I started doing Enjo Kosai my second year of high school. On most of my dates, I had sex. That's the weirdest thing I've ever done—meeting someone for the first time and screwing him the same day.
-- TIME, She's Only a Little Schoolgirl, as told to KATE DRAKE Kyoto
by Michael Zeleny February 12, 2004
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A tightly fitting, brightly-colored bodysuit of Japanese fetish origin, which extends from the top of the head to the fingertips and toes.
Bernie's menopausal fuckbuddy covers her turkey neck with a Zentai Lycra outfit.
by Michael Zeleny February 12, 2004
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Monsieur Raggou: Who can see my shart? Here be my doublet come close, my coat come over all dat, den who de devil see my shart? For vat sall me have a shart, when nobody see my shart?
--John Lacy, The Old Troop, before 1665
by Michael Zeleny June 24, 2008
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