15 definitions by Michael Hunt

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A person who is:
-inbred,
-snaggle-toothed,
-hygiene deficient,
-nicotine saturated,
-emaciated,
-constantly drunk, and
-highly skilled at losing wars.

In other words, someone from England.
Limey fuck: "I say, old chap, I rode the tube to the loo and watched Anglegrinder Man rescue my car. Cheers."
Anyone else: "STFU, limey fuck."
by Michael Hunt February 02, 2005
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a ripe, odiferous vagina
that lap flounder would taste better if it was washed first
by Michael Hunt December 25, 2002
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An IGN board affiliation that formed an alliance to make sure the GTA board is the place to be.
jonnymack, fullfool, kavanf1, sadiesinner and minigurl

make up the Board of Directors of the Illuminati. Contact them for more information.
by Michael Hunt April 05, 2005
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The dress worn by milky-pussied Scottish fairies and post-op transexuals as they waste their time frolicking in the heather, bobbing for testes, stuffing haggises, and perfecting their rusty trombone technique. First invented by an enterprising Scottish coward who realized he could dodge the draft if he dressed like a woman.
Look at the little Scottish girl, urrr, man, in "his" kilt. I bet his pussy is cold.
by Michael Hunt March 26, 2005
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An unusual combination of non-sequitors and metaphors derived usings a catalyst of nonsense. Ususally posts to message boards.
We would have had a mature, sophisticated discussion, but it was contaminated with tricychloramine.
by Michael Hunt February 27, 2005
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Someone causing trouble for multiple people, this can be by spreading rumours or known facts that would be preferred to be kept a secret. It's not sharing your opinion.
He didn't need to tell her she doesn't need to know - shit stirring
by Michael Hunt October 05, 2015
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The hairdo of someone who likes to suck penises.

See the image above.
After I blew Richard last night, I got his man paste stuck in my emo swoop.
by Michael Hunt March 14, 2005
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