69 definition by Michael Grant

not funny at all (so-named due to all of the un-funny shit promoted as "TBS very funny")
Megan: Hey, did you see 'The Ugly Truth'? That Gerard Butler is very funny.

Will: You mean "TBS very funny". Remember, I saw that with you. And I've pretty much blocked it from memory it was so bad. And the balloon sequence at the end had the worst green screen ever. And why can't he stop making movies for just 5 minutes. He was in three movies this month, for Christ's sake. Maybe he should die. THAT would be funny.
by Michael Grant November 05, 2009

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fuckable for the masturbation crowd
Jesus, she is nuttable. I might just bust one right here. Hold your coat up.
by Michael Grant June 24, 2008

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Time to go to work. Applies generally, to any task/activity. Or, to leave home for one's place of employment. Usually expressed in a dreary, I'd-really-rather-stay-home-and-masturbate kinda way.
Man kisses wife as he grabs his keys. "Time to make the donuts."
by Michael Grant October 07, 2010

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The middle of the day. Between noon and 5pm. After lunch, but before the end of the work day. (The opposite of o dark thirty.)
John: Is the meeting this morning?
Bill: No. O light thirty, I think.
by Michael Grant September 18, 2008

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The job that you do for money, but that you don't like, because it's gay.
Chris: Sorry I have to leave so early. I gotta wake up in 6 hours for my gay job.
by Michael Grant August 14, 2008

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A level of sweetness. Usually used to express the highest form of sweetitude.

Bret: Here, watch this. On GTA IV, I just stole a fire truck, and I'm gonna plow into this crowd of pedestrians.
Chad: (after watching afore-mentioned virtual destruction) Oooh. That's sweet like deer meat.

by Michael Grant June 24, 2008

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v. To inflict damage upon oneself in order to (falsely) blame a group of people that you hate for hurting you. This is most often done as a stunt in order to affect a political campaign.
Hey, it's that bitch from Texas who B faced herself in Pittsburg and blamed a black guy to gain sympathy from voters in Pennsylvania to get McCain into the white house. What a fucking Republican Nazi douche.

by Michael Grant October 24, 2008

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