To haphazardly relocate store merchandise, due to laziness or lack of cash, rather than to put it back where you found it.
You were hella
Shopdrifting that beef jerky and pez into the ice cream freezer the second you had a jones
for that rotund
To cause great pain. Originally from blunt-object contusions with multiple hematomas penetrating all layers of connective-tissue, especially bone. Later generalised to indicate any pain which one finds difficult to tolerate, even heartburn from eating too much butter.