49 definitions by Mega Hemroids

A fuck sock. A sock used strictly for the purpose of masturbating.

Moderately attractive to average women who congrate on the marina docs in hopes of receiving a free ride on some douche bag’s boat. Most often found in the northern Great Lakes, the Macomb County shorelines and the Chicago area, they tend to act interested in the prospect of sex only to gain access to the boat. Once sail has been set, they drink all your booze and refuse to fuck you.

The male equivalent of playing hard to get by abstaining from sex even though the female REALLY wants to play with his “Easter Eggs”.

Code for gobbling cock; performing oral sex on penises.

A fucking idiot of an Uncle.

Slang for body odor or dirty smelling un showered people, which usually smell like popcorn, shrimp and ass.

When a rather large person has a sudden urge to deficate and runs full speed to the bathroom. The thunderous rumbles from such a large beast are reminiscent of the Japanese planes flying in. The bombs dropping and the destruction that follows can only be described as Pearl Harboring.