1 definition by Mc paki shit

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u fukin typical piece of brown shit, u think u own the fukin place but u aint nuthin but a wasteman. Here are sum information about the paki shits from sparkhill and otha places:

1) How do you stop a Pakistani tank ?
>Shoot the men who are pushing it.
2) Have you ever seen Pakistani war heroes ?
>Neither has Pakistan.
3) How do you sink a Pakistani battleship?
>Put it in water.
4) Did you hear about the 747 jet which Crashed into a cemetery in Karachi ?
>The Pakistani officials have so far recovered 3000 bodies.
5) Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who had asked to be buried at sea?
>Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave.
6) What's brown and black and looks great on a Pakistani?
>A Doberman.
7) How can you tell when a Pakistani is lying?
>His lips are moving.

guy 1: who are those pakis over there with dat fake bling and that shitty custom made ford?

guy 2: oh leave them alone, they are pakis after all, they wont cause any harm, will they???

to be continued...
by Mc paki shit May 21, 2006

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