1 definition by Matt Kardashian
A very fucking rich town in the heart of Fairfield county. Though it pails in wealth in comparison to towns like Greenwich, Westport, Weston, and New Canaan which are also in Fairfield county, if you dont drive a car worth $50,000 or over, (ex. Mercedes, Lexus, Audi, Porsche, BMW) you don't belong there. Good schools, preppy kids, weed, and white people (though there are lots of rich black people and asians) make up the town. The town differentiates from other FC towns in that the many mansions that the town is comprised of are close together (most 2 acres or less). In many of the other rich FC towns, mansions have at least 2 acres. This does bring the pricetag of real estate down a bit, though if you dont make at least $150,000-$200,000 a year, you're poor and still can't live there. Tashua and Nichols are the richest areas of the town. Trumbull has a stitload of drugs and booze. Go to a party on Saturday night and what you get is a bunch of good looking 4.3 GPA smart asses in A&F, Gucci, Polo, or Versace who couldnt be more drunk and high cause they money to burn. And everyone of these kids parents is the vice CEO (or whatever you call it) to their Westport and Greenwich friends CEO parents. Don't get me wrong though: Trumbullites still own a shit load of money, houses in Nantucket and Lake Placid, and 3 or more cars.
Bob Smith from Trumbull Connecticut is perfect in parents eyes, but actually sneaks out every night to get drunk, high and head, never spilling a drop on his decked out polo attire.
by Matt Kardashian July 12, 2006