50 definitions by Matt Huff

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when you lay a baby on their tummy in attempt to get them to learn to crawl.
i'm starting to hate tummy time because she keeps screaming bloody murder and crying
by Matt Huff September 07, 2009
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Shit of a Lifetime.

Most people's S.O.A.L.'s occur after Super Bowl Sunday and sometimes Thanksgiving.
I had trouble flushing my S.O.A.L. down the toilet.
by Matt Huff February 08, 2010
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When you set your clock forward one hour at 3:20 so you can have an excuse to smoke the last of your pot and then an hour later you can tell someone else it's 4:20 and you have none "you'll hit them back next time". :
"Hey man you said you only had a blunt of that left but now you're telling me you got high all day long yesterday.. what the funk!?!?" -steve

"Hey man yesterday was Weedlight Saving Time.. get off a hobos back, ya heard." -other steve
by Matt Huff April 17, 2008
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to underestimate the size and/or weight of ones breasts.
be careful not to underbreastimate a women's tits; they are known to suffocate small animals and children!
by Matt Huff October 06, 2011
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similar to weenis but it's the skin where the arm bends at the elbow joint on the inside of the arm where it makes a V shape
the veenis is a great pressure point when needing to cut off blood circulation during an injury
by Matt Huff December 10, 2010
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synonym of wet dream
to skeet in your sleep
wife: let's keep this one and put the other one back
husband: heh heh, you said skeep
by Matt Huff March 13, 2012
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