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The way Dick Clark pronounced "Happy New Year!" on a New Year's Eve broadcast following his stroke, often used as a clear sign of the obvious exploitation of Dick Clark purely for the ratings but more commonly used as a hilarious festive greeting.
8...9...7...6...4...2...Happy Dew Year, everyone!
by Marquis de Sacks December 31, 2010

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A penis wiping away the tears from the sorrowful face of a girl who was just ass-raped.
Yo dawg, after I raped da shit outta dat shawtay, I had to use Nature's Kleenex cause she was mad cryin and shit.
by Marquis de Sacks January 09, 2011

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Millennials who have never even heard of people like Gloria Steinem, Simone de Beauvoir, or Helen Gurley Brown, but who think that by sharing an anonymous quote about courage set against a pink background on Facebook makes them a real activist, or that by getting something along the lines of # rapeisbad to trend on Twitter they're enacting real social and political change, but who are, in reality, only contributing to a new diluted brand of feminism called "Feminism Lite".
"Paulina's always telling people that she's a feminist , but she doesn't do jack shit. Instead of burning her bra, she gets in a flame war; instead of reading Mary Wollstonecraft, she worries about sexism in World of Warcraft. She's a real armchair feminist.
by Marquis de Sacks September 17, 2016

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Derived from the title of the eponymous 2015 film by Guillermo del Toro, it is a descriptive term for one's blood-soaked penis due to having engaged in vaginal intercourse with a girl on her period.
"What's wrong with Vin?"
" Oh, he's freaking out because Jackie didn't tell him she was on her period when she fucked him. She gave him a fucking Crimson Peak, man!"
by Marquis de Sacks December 20, 2015

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