1 definition by Mark Beaner

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A fat and/or ugly woman that one of your friends had sex with. Called a "scooter" because just like a real scooter, it's fun to ride, only 'til your friends catch you doing it.
1. Hey man, did you see the scooter Mark brought home, she had to be at least 300 pounds!

by Mark Beaner November 19, 2007
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