Putting two rubbers on your cock before fucking a dirty whore (if you don't want any of the bitch's diseases)
A smart guy would double bag it before fucking Lindsay Hohan!
When a guy places and then thrusts his dick (hot dog) between a chick's ass cheeks (buns) - similar to titty fucking) - there is no penetration; just add mayo (cum); works best when the chick has a lot of "junk in the trunk"
How many guys have been Hot-Dogging with Kim Kardashian?
When a guy and girl have sex on an exercise ball (Swiss ball)
When a guy fucks a chick on a sexercise ball, her titties rapidly move in circles!
When a guy is beating off but doesn't want to make a mess, he cums into his or any gym sock around
MOCO had to get rid of his blue balls but didn't want to make a mess at his parent's house so he enacted starching gym socks!
A dick and its white, sticky goo (the steak comes in all shapes and sizes)
Kevin is a connoisseur of tubesteak and white gravy; he can't get enough!
A guy that will tap broads of any color (EO for short); the opposite of Pussy Racist
MOCO is Equal Opportunity - "All pussies are pink on the inside!"
When a guy fucks a woman without wearing a rubber (barebacking) so that when he unloads his semen (cum) into her pussy, she will become happy or happier; semen can also be unloaded down her throat to produce the happiness feeling
* Scientifically studied *
Lisa: (in a sad tone) I need your happy juice!
MOCO: Semen Therapy on the way!
Lisa: (after MOCO's explosion; in a happy tone) Thanks, I sure needed that!