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1.A Mini-Van Driver is a person who drives a mini van also see the words fat mini-van driver, foreign driver
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2. A person with no respect or care for the countless gallons of precious fuel sucked up by those gas hogs called mini-vans.
3. A driver classified in the most sited vehicle on the road today (next to the SUV or as i like to call the Jeep mini-van)
4. a driver classified as one of the most dangerous hazards on the roads today (almost above drunk drivers).
5. A member of a really big family, often a mother (often called a soccer mom)
by MK March 20, 2005
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The act of shooting ones load into the oraface or hole of anothers body, thus the term "internal."

Often done vaginally,(the best) also possible anally, thats where you get shit-dick and also inside of a girls mouth where robin spits (maiden name swallows) got her last name from (austin powers 2)
1. Ya bobby shot it up all in her that night and got it good 3 weeks later with that damn + sign still burned into his eyes.
2. ya they now will forever called him shitdick ever since the day he fucked that dirty little slut (who never whipes) in the ass had a little internal cumbustion which got them some both nasty infections, that made it so that little slut couldnt shit right or little bobby fuck right for a week.
3. Ya they took that little slut from above back to the hospital to get her stomach pumped when it was found that she had swallowed cause both her holes were plugged from fucking around.
by MK March 21, 2005
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The hairy pubic plain directly above the genitals, but beneath the waistline, on both men and women. An apparently pleasure-less, purposeless region of the human body, but one that is nevertheless imbued with an aura of mystery because it is constantly covered up. A densley thicketed plateau, an oddly barren woodland, a useless, hilarious no man's land.
Dude, I don't want to see your mons again.

Did you spend a lot of time tonguing her mons?
by MK January 12, 2004
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Noun: 1. A musical error made while performing.
Origin: D.C. stands for De Capo, which translates to "From Head," in which "head" refers to the beginning of the song. D.C. al coda and D.C. al fine are musical terms where you return the beginning of the song and continue playing until either the coda a marker or the end of the song the fine. A DC al fuck up is when you fuck up your performance.
Usage: This term is best used to make note of your own error while creating the illusion that you know what you're doing.
Man, I didn't miss a note till that D.C. Al Fuck Up.
by MK April 25, 2005
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1. Noun- A god
2. Adj- a person or being who is divine or of divine origin; godlike or being like a god
3. Also used a as title meaning divine or divine god
4. an title of a regent or warlord in ancient china or feutal japan
also see god Dio Predator
by MK March 20, 2005
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1. Noun- A divine life form with master adaptation and an unsermountable evolutionary level. generally on the level of a god. Not defined as one type of life form. Its form and power often vary often forming into the most dominate and most powerfull being around, able to counter inact any new variation or thing it encounters. also see predator dio
Dio predators are considered the ultimate life form because of their unpredictability and of the various forms that they can take. Also considered the most powerfull of all predator species they have the ability to become that which is considerd the level of the gods.
by MK March 21, 2005
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a person that gives anything of vaule of some sort to tha opposite sex.
Man why u givin' all yo doe to that braod u a trick.
by MK September 04, 2003
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