17 definitions by MISTER OWNINATOR
Person A: If you're not a pedo, why do you have 15 little girls in cages in your basement?
Person B: Because shut up
Person B: Because shut up
by MISTER OWNINATOR December 21, 2009
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John Kerry: When we went in, there were 3 countries: Great Britain, Austrailia, and the United States. That's not a grand coalition. We can do better.
Well, actually, he forgot Poland!
Well, actually, he forgot Poland!
by MISTER OWNINATOR November 07, 2006
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Mithras: Okay, get this - I'm the son of a god, I was born to a virgin, I taught people important things and performed miracles, and then I was executed, but came back to life!
Jesus: Hey, sounds cool. I think I'll steal that.
Mithras: Dammit, I knew I should've gotten it copyrighted!
Jesus: Hey, sounds cool. I think I'll steal that.
Mithras: Dammit, I knew I should've gotten it copyrighted!
by MISTER OWNINATOR April 26, 2007
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The sexualization of innocence
The 5 - year - old girl living next door is so moe! I think I'll invite her into my van with some candy
by MISTER OWNINATOR September 29, 2011
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A scientific principle that states that anything longer than it is wide can be considered a phallic symbol. Originated by Professor D. Wang
Person A: Do you notice anything kind of suggestive about these breadsticks?
Person B: Wang's Law, man
Person B: Wang's Law, man
by MISTER OWNINATOR December 24, 2010
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Unidentified Photoshopped Object
A supposed picture of a flying saucer or extraterrestrial spacecraft which is an obvious fake created via image editing
A supposed picture of a flying saucer or extraterrestrial spacecraft which is an obvious fake created via image editing
UFO pictures these days are almost always one of two types:
- A blurry dot that could be anything
- A UPO
- A blurry dot that could be anything
- A UPO
by MISTER OWNINATOR August 22, 2011
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by MISTER OWNINATOR April 06, 2011
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