18 definition by M Rockwell

Someone who is extremely selfish with his/her weed (hedges). This individual will almost never smoke anyone else up (even close friends) and will not sell to anyone either. Also does not appreciate people knowing/asking about how much weed he/she may have.

Also describes someone who has a tendency to bogart when smoking.
"Yo pass them hedges over here man, I'm jonesin' real bad"

"Yeah right, Bill ain't gonna pass nothin' man, he a hedgehog."
by M Rockwell February 20, 2007

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A slang term for Camel brand cigarettes.
"I need a pack of humps"
"I need a hump"
"I need to be humped"

Customer to convenience store clerk: "Hump me"
Clerk: "What?!!?"
by M Rockwell February 15, 2007

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A term used to describe an infectious rap/hip-hop beat that is so phat it makes one's head jerk violently as if he/she were severely mentally handicapped.

The effects of such beats can be extremely amusing if viewed from a distance (while driving, for example), particularly if the person who's neck is snappin' has no idea whatsoever that they are being watched. Sometimes, however, this cannot be controlled.
"Yo did you hear that new Timbaland joint? That beat is totally retarded man."
by M Rockwell January 26, 2007

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When a girl passes out or falls asleep and a guy cuffs one out (jacks off) and uses the jizz to give the girl a tape-up.
"Hey what happened with you and that chick after I left the club last night?"

"Yo man, I took that bitch home and gave her some liquor and weed and she passed the fuck out"

"so you didn't get any action?"

"nah but she did, I gave her a Gotti"
by M Rockwell August 24, 2006

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