What people say when they mean "pictures."
Uneducated man: He, have taken enough pitchers?
Me: What are pitchers?
Uneducated man: You know, I take your pitcher, dumb ass.
Uneducated man: Dumb ass?!? Well, the word is P-I-C-T-U-R-E-S not pitchers. How about you tell your parents cousins aren't meant to reproduce with each other for a reason!