14 definitions by Lord Quasar

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How did we get here? I know, you're at school, you're horny, all the good sites are blocked, but searching this up on Urban Dictionary of all places? Really?
Don't search up blowjob on Urban Dictionary.
by Lord Quasar November 11, 2020
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Honestly, we don't care. You do you, we're fine with that, just don't shove your ideologies up our asses and down our throats simultaneously. That's what creates homophobes, transphobes, and whateverphobes. They're otherwise normal people who are so fed up about those posts on social media that they just don't ever want to see them again, then manipulated by malicious individuals to actively hate LGBT+++whatever people and sow chaos and strife. We don't need a pride month, it's nothing to be proud of and it's nothing to be ashamed of. Please, be quiet.
random internet person: LGBT LGBT LGBT LGBT LGBT LGBT LGBT LGBT LGBT LGBT LGBT LGBT LGBT LGBT LGBT

me: please, shut the fuck up
by Lord Quasar December 08, 2020
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The Iron Butt is a large device, used as a replacement of one's butt. It is a large gray and dark blue machine with many wires, gears, pipes, lights, and other things sticking out of it. Concept-wise, it is a machine that doctors use in Bikini Bottom if a patient's butt is severely injured.

The Iron Butt is a parody of a device called the "Iron Lung," which was used for breathing problems because of Polio and Botulism.
One more injury like that and you could wind up like that poor creature there, in the Iron Butt.”

“Oh man, it itches!”
by Lord Quasar June 03, 2021
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Able to be used.

Synonyms: Utilizable

Antonyms: School Bathrooms
These bathrooms are actually usable!
by Lord Quasar October 29, 2019
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Fighting with swords, you horn dogs!
The two warriors were engaged in a vicious swordfight.
by Lord Quasar October 16, 2020
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A person who is trained in the Dark side of the Force. Can be seen doing evil stuff and generally uses a red lightsaber.

The Sith Code:
Peace is a lie. There is only passion.
Through passion I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power I gain victory.
Through victory my chains are broken.
The Force shall set me free.
The chancellor is a Sith!
by Lord Quasar October 29, 2019
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