10 definitions by Lord Ass

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Bit of a bad boy was our King Herod The Great. He got the nod that baby Jesus was born and then ordered all the baby and toddler boys around Bethlehem to be murdered.

Today, used as a term of abuse by mams against radgy dads who can't control their bairns.
Wifey: "Eh Dave ya bastad, leave the bairns alone - yez acting like fuckin' King Herod!"
by Lord Ass June 21, 2005
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Descriptive of a couple who are really in love and will never split up, not never, ever.

Typically the 'welder' is some 17 year old scallie bird who welds herself to some poor sod with shit for brains and a pimped-up Vauxhall Corsa that he street races up and down Smithdown Road.
"Eh, Marky. Bez an' Tray are fuckin' welded, son. She won't let the poor bastad out with his mates anymore."

"Oh yeah, me an' Bez are welded. We're gonna, get married an' have loads of babies."
by Lord Ass June 23, 2005
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The bestest of the best MILFs around. Not just a MILF, but the highest quality MILF.
"Jason my man! Your mum's an Ultra MILF. You must be well proud."
by Lord Ass June 19, 2005
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