1022 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus
I got sucked off by your mother.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004
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by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004
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A guy with the largest car collection in the world, the world's second richest man, unless you count that Ikea guy.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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Chinaman born about 500B.C. who is revered by military fantasists and qouted by athletes because he wrote a book about common sense and simple thinking.
A: The enemy has surrounded us 10:1, what should we do?
B: I'll check what Sun Tzu said to do
*some time later*
A: well?
B: It says if you are surrounded 10:1, then retreat. We know what we have to do, so that means we have won half the battle already!
*in the time it took to read this the enemy kill everyone*
B: I'll check what Sun Tzu said to do
*some time later*
A: well?
B: It says if you are surrounded 10:1, then retreat. We know what we have to do, so that means we have won half the battle already!
*in the time it took to read this the enemy kill everyone*
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 16, 2004
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by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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When riding a horse or motorcycle, hold onto the handles/horse's ears and kick your legs back to resume a horizontal pose with arms in front and legs behind. Keep this up until you hit your neck on a tree branch and become paralysed. After doing this, pretend to care for fellow cripples.
This has been mastered by Christopher Reeve, the actor who played superman in the movies.
This has been mastered by Christopher Reeve, the actor who played superman in the movies.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
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Spanish supermarket chain. Notoriusly good layout to perform rape in the toilet. The doors are wicked thick, and no-one can hear you scream.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004
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