Kung Of The Duckheads's definitions
My rubbish bin has been eddorkered.
by Kung Of The Duckheads March 9, 2019
Get the eddorkeredmug. The VRO, or to use its full name, the Vag Rape Offer, is the preferred weapon of the Boy Cunt Crew. The BCC will lure their prey and apply the VRO is an offensive maneuver. The main aim is not the in the application of the VRO, but the glory of being able to gloat that they have used the VRO, and the anticipation of the offer being accepted.
by Kung Of The Duckheads August 2, 2019
Get the VROmug. Creepin Jesus is a term used by the tow trucking industry to describe those who who are act as their dogsbody. The Creepin Jesus is never allowed to perform anything but the most basic of menial tasks, yet they think that they are invaluable to the industry and can often be heard telling whoever will listen, how many friends they have and how important they are. Sometimes the Creepin Jesus will take exception to their name, so other names, such as Bozo and Fuckhead are often substituted. It is easy to identify a Creepin Jesus. Just look for someone in a wheelchair and the Creepin Jesus will be the one running away.
by Kung Of The Duckheads August 26, 2019
Get the Creepin Jesusmug. Fucks are a delicacy revered by the Boy Cunt Crew. They are supplied by an eddorker who collects them from roadside rubbish bins. The Boy Cunt Crew generously hand them out to anyone in their path. They prefer to be the secret benefactor of fucks, denying that they give them out to anyone.
by Kung Of The Duckheads June 6, 2019
Get the Fucksmug. A BCCecue is an event that the Boy Cunt Crew attend to consume freezer burnt sausages, out of date condiments and plan their next round of bad behavior. They participate in a series of games in honour of the Jaytard. The favoured game is the EmuBob, where the honour of presenting a bag of bumpers to the Jaytard is keenly contested.
Are you going to the BCCecue? I hear that the Queentard is making desserts.
Will the BCCecue be called off because of the rain? It should be because all the bumpers will be wet.
Will the BCCecue be called off because of the rain? It should be because all the bumpers will be wet.
by Kung Of The Duckheads December 14, 2020
Get the BCCecuemug. A Waffler is a legend of the CB radio that never lets the truth get in the way of a good story. Well travelled to all parts of the globe, their stories have the uncanny ability to get under the skin of any member of the Boy Cunt Crew. Wafflers are renowned for their philanthropy work and the production of some of the finest self saucing cucumbers the world has ever seen.
Too good Waffler, too good.
Don't worry, be waffler, don't worry be waffler.
Bozo - "I know you waffler." Reply from a waffler - "I don't know ya, I don't want to know ya, and if I did know ya, I wouldn't through my shit at ya."
Don't worry, be waffler, don't worry be waffler.
Bozo - "I know you waffler." Reply from a waffler - "I don't know ya, I don't want to know ya, and if I did know ya, I wouldn't through my shit at ya."
by Kung Of The Duckheads June 25, 2019
Get the Wafflermug. An EmuBob is game played in honour of a Jaytard. The participants pair off and tie one of their legs to each other to simulate a 3 legged creature. They then parade around, making bobbing motions, similar to an emu or ostrich bobbing to pick up food. The aim of the game is to collect as many bumpers as possible in the allotted time. The winner gets to present all of the collected bumpers to the Jaytard as a mark of respect.
Will the EmuBob be called off because of the rain? It should be because all the bumpers will be wet.
by Kung Of The Duckheads December 7, 2020
Get the EmuBobmug.