116 definitions by Killing Kittens

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The most metal tribe of pagans, fierce and savage, whom although losing the war against christianity eons ago, their descendants still sing about it as if they had won.
"You're just not viking enough." --Kevin Farrell
by Killing Kittens October 22, 2004
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What women are proud to have and men are ashamed of.
"I'd feel guilty taking your virginity away from you," she said, "You're so . . . nice."

"It's not like I value it," said he.
by Killing Kittens November 01, 2004
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A favorite opponent of philosophers, politicians, pseudo-intellectuals, real intellectuals, atheists, creationists, political activists, and conspiracy theorists, and a perennially useful one at that.
Said the creationist to the uninformed, using his favorite straw man, "Since randomly jamming your television set rarely fixes any problem, the blind process of evolution is therefore a scientific improbability."
by Killing Kittens November 13, 2005
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1. A sexy demon chick with wings, horns, and a gothic leather dominatrix getup, complete with 4-inch heels.

2. "In medieval legend, a succubus (plural succubi; from Latin succuba; "prostitute") is a demon which takes the form of a female to seduce men (especially monks) in dreams to have sexual intercourse. They draw energy from the men to sustain themselves, often until the point of exhaustion or death of the victim." --Wikipedia

The young boy masturbated to a picture of a succubus in his Diablow manual.
by Killing Kittens July 17, 2006
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The most sincere and socially responsible reaction to self-awareness.
You could endd it all, but you just don't have the guts.
by Killing Kittens January 17, 2005
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Hey dumbass. It was me who originally wrote that a supermodel is

"A female holocaust survivor with a basketball implanted under each nipple, held up as a standard of feminine beauty."

And I'm a guy!
A typical supermodel's lunch consists of a cotton ball soaked in orange juice.
by Killing Kittens March 03, 2005
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