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A kick ass singer who writes her own songs. However they tend to blend into eachother a little...
But she wud kick Avril's 'hard' ass in a fight, and most importantly, a music contest. Cuz she has...talent! Kerazy idea, huh?
Michelle plays guitar. Avril plays tape.
by Kellie May 29, 2003
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adjective
A derogatory and ridiculously stupid term for someone between the ages of 10-13. Old know-nothing fags use this term, usually to describe their kids to other know-nothing fags. Sometimes shortened to: tween.

Note: tween is equally ridiculous and stupid
Mother: I've got two teenagers and a tweenager!
Child between 10-13: Shut the hell up mom! You stupid fuck!
by Kellie November 29, 2003
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v. to stick a spoon up someone's anus and eat what you find there
Mellie couldn't find the yogurt last night so she decided to spoon Kate instead.
by Kellie July 30, 2004
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W-wenchy
A-annoying
S-selfish
H-hypocrite

You can use this on your friends who are being evil. It works :) They don't know what you are talking about !!
Man!! She is such a wash!!!
by Kellie May 10, 2004
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