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A teenage girl who fantasizes excessively over a member of a band or film star/famous person in general.
In Teenie-Talk there are far too many abbrieviations and punctuations. Often letters are replaced by numbers, such as E being replaced by 3. Teenie-Talk damages computers.
May send death threats to the partner of the object of their desire.
May practice voodoo on dolls where the partner is represented by the doll.
Probably only knows one song from the band the person belongs to. I.E; If the teenie fantasizes about Gerard Way (My Chemical Romance), they might only know 'Welcome To The Black Parade', 'Famous Last Words' or 'I'm Not Okay (I Promise)'. They will definatlely not have heard of 'I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love'. They might have heard of Frank Iero, but may think his name is 'fRaNcIs LeErO' or something. They will definately not know who Ray Toro or Bob Bryar is.
Have been known to go to concerts and yell at Frank Iero 'I wanna have your babies! I wanna f*ck you!!'. No joke. Search 'Frank Iero during soundcheck' on youtube.
Generally, they annoy the hell out of real fans. If they are on message boards, they tend to get banned for breaking 128462174892164176 board rules, and then practise voodoo towards the admin people.

Also known as teenie-bobbers
Teenie: 0MfG g3r4lD wAyNe Is UbEr SeXy iM gOiNg To HaVe His BaYbEeS!!!11!!!!!oneoneone!!!!11

(overpunctuated sentences)

Fan: Shut the hell up.
by Kate O'Toole March 04, 2007

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I have no idea what one is, but apparently, Gwen Stefani isn't one, and it has something to do with bananas.

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"Cuz I ain't no hollaback girl" and "B - A - N - A - N - A -S" ~ Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani.
by Kate O'Toole March 10, 2007

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