9 definition by KTMNealio

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NOUN
A derogitory term describing a person who is a boner, jackass, douchebag, etc.
To be a pilot of your own penis.
To play with your penis like it was a flight stick.
That guy in that lowered Honda thinks he's a badass. What a bonepilot.
by KTMNealio December 11, 2003

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The process of putting one's exposed penis on the shoulder of another unsuspecting victim.
I finally broke Dre's concentration when I gave him the dick-shoulder.
by KTMNealio December 11, 2003

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NOUN:
The creamy sauce that comes from the nuts of a male animal. Can be used to paint faces of unsuspecting ho's, or for limited use in the reproductive cycle.
I give that chick a mouthful of nutsauce.
by KTMNealio December 11, 2003

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To wrap one's penis around their own wrist and show it to another person, acting is if it were a real watch.
See eel skin watch
When the Donger asked what time it was for the 12th time, I showed him the cock-watch.
by KTMNealio December 11, 2003

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Verb:
To crash, fall, die, or get seriously injured doing some type of "extreme" activity.
To get taken out, sent home, removed from the gene pool, etc.
Man, that guy tried to jump over a house on his dirtbike and he got totally weeded when he came up short.
by KTMNealio December 11, 2003

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NOUN:
A slightly overweight chick. Most commonly used as a cumdumpster for the night when you cant find a hotty to take home.
"damn, my balls are overflowin! We gotta find me a chubber to take home!"
by KTMNealio December 15, 2003

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NOUN:
Short for cum guzzler.
"That chick totally swallowed my load!"
"What a chuzzler!"
by KTMNealio December 15, 2003

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