9 definitions by KTMNealio

dick-shoulder

The process of putting one's exposed penis on the shoulder of another unsuspecting victim.

I finally broke Dre's concentration when I gave him the dick-shoulder.

by KTMNealio December 11, 2003

nutsauce

NOUN:
The creamy sauce that comes from the nuts of a male animal. Can be used to paint faces of unsuspecting ho's, or for limited use in the reproductive cycle.

I give that chick a mouthful of nutsauce.

by KTMNealio December 11, 2003

clapped

Verb:
A term to describe something that is worn out beyond use.
Something in very very bad shape.
Something in a state of dis-repair that is way beyond normal.
An insult to the condition of an object.

Man, that bitch's pussy is soo clapped!
Dude, your car is a clapped piece of shit.

by KTMNealio December 11, 2003

Cock-watch

To wrap one's penis around their own wrist and show it to another person, acting is if it were a real watch.
See eel skin watch

When the Donger asked what time it was for the 12th time, I showed him the cock-watch.

by KTMNealio December 11, 2003

spode

A motorcyclist with few skills.
A poser.
See Squid

Look at that spode, he can't even start his own bike.

by KTMNealio December 11, 2003

weeded

Verb:
To crash, fall, die, or get seriously injured doing some type of "extreme" activity.
To get taken out, sent home, removed from the gene pool, etc.

Man, that guy tried to jump over a house on his dirtbike and he got totally weeded when he came up short.

by KTMNealio December 11, 2003

chuzzler

NOUN:
Short for cum guzzler.

"That chick totally swallowed my load!"
"What a chuzzler!"

by KTMNealio December 15, 2003