10 definition by Julian Mark Peter Bungard

Hands are what you use to masturbate, you sick bastard.

"Did you watch that porno last night? I almost broke my hands and cummed all over the place."
"You sicken me..."

A bitch who is not worthy of having forty-two entries to her name, which is why i'm writing this now, to make it 43.

I hate courtney love.

The speed you need to travel at in order to travel back in time.

Oh shit the cops, quick get the car up to 88 we'll head back to 1975!