27 definitions by Jrob

With three birthdays, a wedding and a "familymoon," we've had a lot of celebrations in our family lately.

Guy1: What's the news, man?

Guy2: Bird Flu, terrorists, hurricanes, global warming, the price of gasoline and natural gas and electricity skyrocketing, death toll in Iraq . . .

Guy1: Boy, the dread merchants are busy lately!

Abe: Have you seen those new commecials by the oil companies that show how good they are for the environment?

Babe: They are pure eco porn, man.

Here comes another toll - open the cashtray!

That CMF has a wang the size of my toe nail.

Management is not sure if we are over the hump yet, so they are brining in some coin-operated employees to help with this project.

The Vancouver police operate with "bait cars" to trap car thieves. The vehicles, equipped with disabling devices and global-positioning equipment, are parked in a lot where thieves have been active. The bait-car program is well known to car thieves, who consider the practice unsporting,