A democrat is a left sided individual who most likely believes the following:
That an eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind so we'll give them medication for that.
That the IRS (a government branch that was invented with the help of changing the constitution, see amendment XVI)benefits the welfare of its people by spending it on lower medical standards.
The army is not supposed to provide equality and defend the basic human rights of all peoples, just those of Americans, but that Mexican illegal immigrants should be allowed to live in our country, speaking their language, singing their anthem, and make up our minds.
That the right to religion applies to all people but that Christians cannot spread the teachings of a Jewish man to those they care about based on opposite opinions.
That the minority that believes that homosexuality is normal has the right to force the rest of the population to accept it and believe it's such.
Republicans are not bad, but darn them if they're going to do something that is on their platform.
That killing a murderer for his crimes is not correct, so well just give him a life sentence and he'll get out on good behavior.
Republican: I say build a wall!
Democrat: Alright, but make sure it's only 4 ft. tall so that the Mexicans don't get offended and make up stories about us.