A filthy Genji one-trick. Hurtcosmic will passive-aggressively shun you until he gets his way. A Hurtcosmic has the ability to bend the fabric of time for the soul propose of consuming as much Naruto as possible. It is rumored that if the Hurtcosmic were to run out of Naruto they would cease to exist.
"Did you just watch 30 hours of Naruto in 30min? that's such a hurtcosmic thing to do."