What a girl usually says a few months after unprotected sex
Concerned friend = that's the fifth time today you have thrown up, are you alright.
Chick = yeah, just been feeling a little sick lately
Concerned friend = do you remember that massive as party a while back
Chick = yeah most of it, why?
Concerned friend = so you don't remember doing that guy then
Chick = .... Uh Oh