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carl gallagher is a very attractive man i personally am is wife 😩😩💞💞
“look it’s carl gallagher the sexiest man to exist”
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by Johnny shit head April 11, 2021

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Sharon Bowen is someone who shits themselves 37 times a day
“Fuck it’s Sharon Bowen RUN BEFORE SHE SHITS ON YOU”
by Johnny shit head May 19, 2020

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A skyla busby is someone who will touch your kids. She molested 393 kids in the 1980’s
IF YOU HAVE A KID 18 AND UNDER RUN AWAY FROM SKYLA BUSBY
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by Johnny shit head November 13, 2020

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A water sog is a type of dog who is just so sexy they also like minors they are great animals for the fam but they also shit themselves
oh shit water sog just shit on my walls!
by Johnny shit head November 13, 2020

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when the colon gets cancer. it can either be cured or go down hill.
My sister iris has ANAL CANCER and is making a spectacular recovery.
by Johnny shit head October 04, 2020

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The name darius is a hot boy who will act like he likes you and just play you for another girl
“If i were you i wouldn’t fall for a darius “
by Johnny shit head October 04, 2020

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A Fresh Clit is your clitoris when it’s fresh watery and juicy
OH GAWD I HAVE A FRESH CLIT AGAIN
by Johnny shit head November 13, 2020

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