2 definitions by Johnny "Swagalicous" Smith

juap

What cool kids say. Far superior to swag.

"Hey, did you see his shoes?" "yeah they're juap!!"

by Johnny "Swagalicous" Smith April 9, 2014

MIWLTMLT

Pronounced "Mi-Wilt-Milt"
Made for the modern gentleman, a way of saying MILF

A similar term to "Mom I'd like to f*ck".

Instead, it means "Mom I would like to make love to"

"Bro, his mom is a MIWLTMLT"

"Damn, you are right. I would definitely butter her biscuits"

by Johnny "Swagalicous" Smith November 14, 2018