TOTM

Acronym for "Time of the Month" ... used when you want to complain about a girl's mood, while doing do in a manner that she does not necessarily understand..
"Why the fuck is Claudia so pissed off lately?"

"Totm"
by John March 30, 2003
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Ra

The Tau'ri kicked Ra's ass when they beamed a nuke up to his ship.
by John February 08, 2004
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skeet

Adj. -describes something smaller than normal. Often used when someone is unsatisfied with the amount of reefer they have.
1. I gave Jim $100 for an OZ, but all I got was this skeet dime bag.

2. All I have is this skeet spliff, but it's dro so it should still get us blitzed.
by John February 04, 2005
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Alcoholism

A progressive, fatal disease. A disease which can be arrested, but not cured with the help of AA.
Alcoholism is the only disease which you can be yelled at for having. You won't yell at someone for having polio.

Drinking is merely a symptom of the disease. It is a disease of perception. We are spiritually sick. Most people are spiritually sick, this is how our spiritual sickness manifests itself.
by John January 22, 2005
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UAFF

noun, an American organization who sympathizes with the IRA, Sinn Fein, and the Republicans. Created in the year 1999, they plan to fight along side with the IRA, and drive the Brits out of Ireland forever.
by john November 30, 2004
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space cookie

Anomalous object that randomly flies by in the Disneyland ride Space Mountain. Looks like a giant cookie. If left unnoticed, it could threaten the safety of earth.
Booya, I broke the record! I saw the space cookie 9 times in one ride!
by John November 15, 2004
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boof it

To smuggle something into prison via your anus.
Harry passed out after boofing in 2 cartons of cigs.
by John October 01, 2004
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