Commonly thought of as a minor case of gonorrhea, but no, children, it is much more severe than that.
A "finlay" is a serious disease which could be correlated to chlamydia, but much worse. The symptoms of this disease are chronic stupidity, a prominent usage of 1337, and a slight case of complete confusion on one's gender.
Cause of "finlay" is the extreme love for jawnty
, another extreme disease.
Preventions are to stay inside the boundaries of Canada and to GTFO the internets.
Jordan: So, uh, baby. Want to get some pizza later?
Co-worker at YMCA: Uh, gross. You got FINLAY!
Jordan: WTF! Only 'cause that slut Jessica gave me JAWNTY!