14 definitions by Jeff Johnson

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A made up company/brand for a hottub from the movie Anchorman (see the music video/mp3 for afternoon delight), Can be simply used as a term for a hottub.
"When you come over saturday we can hang out in my aquajet 9000 and have a meal of steak, waffles, french fries, and of course scotch"
by Jeff Johnson May 25, 2005
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A middle school located in Northern Ohio. Hosts grades 6-8 and rivials with Root middle school. The sports teams generaly get pwned but usualy have a single amazing person on the teams.
"Claggett is for the elite of them all but has way to many poor people"
by Jeff Johnson May 30, 2005
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Stands for Corrective Learning Center which is a nicer phrase for In School Suspension.
Kevin got three days of CLC for pulling down that kids pants in gym.
by Jeff Johnson May 18, 2005
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An expression not meaning to put your testicals in someones face but just a term that can follow anything but not mean anything. Frequently used in Ohio. Also can mean the same as a "T-Bagging"
"Ohhhh!! BALLS IN THE FACE!"

Or used when someone throws actual balls the face

"Balls in the face!"

As a T-bagging:

"Shit dude when Brian fell asleep we gave him some mad balls in the face"
by Jeff Johnson March 03, 2005
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A fag or faggish type of man, or woman. Characterized by having proffuse amounts of gay, usualy anal, sex.
Belefuu fucking owns that Meechboo fag
by Jeff Johnson November 22, 2003
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LGFU, Lets Get Fucked Up, taken from the motion city soundtrack song LGFUAD. Meaning to get wasted.
"Dude my bitch left me, LGFU"

"What do you want to do tonight?", "Uhm.. LGFU"
by Jeff Johnson July 20, 2005
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