The act in which you gently place your fingers on the groin area of a woman while vigorously pounding your thumb into her vagina.
Yo, I thumbpunched Yolanda’s pussy so hard the bitch done lost her mind.
The act in which you use an innocent little girl to line up dates.
Come here Suzy... go be my Slam Princess and tell that pretty waitress that you like her hair and if she would like to be your new mommy.
The result in which white kids lift the front of their truck and lower the rear end.
Check out Taco Terry with his zero exhaust truck with saggydiaper. He is super cool.
The theory in which one proves that squirters are just pissing on you by feeding them purple asparagus.
Gaht damn yo... Cinnamon done ate purple asparagus last night. When I was slapping dem cheeks bits started squirting purple all over my sheets. Dat bitch stinks yo.
Buy a
Purple asparagus
mug!
