Someone who can't stop bleeding, like a homopheliac, through the anus.
I fell off my bike and scraped my knees and my ass started bleeding. I couldn't get it to stop, even pluging it with a schlong didn't help.
An Asshole, as inbetween your anus cheeks.
I work in the mall, and one time a girl wanted hello kitty accessories, so I shit in a bag for her.
She also wanted hello kitty fragrance, so I farted on her.