2 definitions by Jared n' Chris

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Someone who can't stop bleeding, like a homopheliac, through the anus.
I fell off my bike and scraped my knees and my ass started bleeding. I couldn't get it to stop, even pluging it with a schlong didn't help.
by Jared n' Chris December 12, 2004
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An Asshole, as inbetween your anus cheeks.
I work in the mall, and one time a girl wanted hello kitty accessories, so I shit in a bag for her.

She also wanted hello kitty fragrance, so I farted on her.
by Jared n' Chris December 11, 2004
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