631 definitions by Jake

when no residue is present on the toilet paper after the first wipe.

the visible gap between a woman's breasts. Zero gap preferred, 1/2" is interesting, 3" is boring, 5" is too much.

(noun) one who licks a clitoris. Can be male or female

One who fears clones. Also used as a term for the fear or rejection cloned animal meat.

the red dots that your female lover picks off your cock after she has fucked you whilst on her period

that altered state (of mind) into which the male is elevated when his girlfriend gives him a tantalizing, long, slow blow job which seems so perfect that he wishes to die rather than return to reality on Earth.

A slang way to refer to an Irish person