4 definitions by Jack my johnson

1
When you get fucked AKA railed using sand instead of lube.
I feel like i just got sandrailed because I paid way more than what that was worth.
by Jack my johnson May 27, 2016
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The act of collecting or the collection of anything to do with skulls such as pictures, stickers and figurines.
I couldn't believe the size of that girls skullection, I think she has every item to do with skulls ever made.
by Jack my johnson November 17, 2016
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A term used for a guy masterbating.

Also the user name that a sexy guy uses on porn sites.
DAMN, After seeing that girl I need to go jack my johnson.
by Jack my johnson June 12, 2016
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Having sex with a woman you just met that keeps wanting more and ends up lasting so long you don't have time to shower before leaving to work the next day.
I met a girl at the bar last night, she couldn't get enough of me. I feel like I've been taken on a vagourney.
by Jack my johnson June 12, 2016
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