2 definition by Jack Moonstar

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A shaggy looking fucker that only wears wool socks. Has sweaty feet raunchy farts and the best connect. When lending him something remember to clarify the amount of "o" s in zoots. Also he has no emotion.
Damn parks said that zoot had 5 O's in it. But he won't stop farting and meet his connect.
by Jack Moonstar September 24, 2019

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A man of very small stature out to steal your zoots. Loves long walks on the beach, cats, and dicks.
Damn man Kelly B took my last zoot. Jack is so much cooler
by Jack Moonstar June 30, 2019

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