The phobia or intense fear of furniture. More often than not this is a phobia of chairs. Why this exists, I have no idea. I do not write the English language. On that note, it has been given the definition "fear of furniture," however, it's not in any dictionary written as such.
Person 1: Dude did you check out that couch at IKEA?
Person 2: Fuck no, I have epiplaphobia!
