A person addicted to Calpol
"You've been taking that bleeding Calpol for every little pain, since you were a tiny baby. Your addicted to the stuff, I think your a bloody Calpolholic"
Craparazzo being the singular form for a crap photographer who take crap candid photographs of crap celebrities, usually by relentlessly shadowing them in their public and private activities. Craparazziis a plural term.
"Look at that Craparazzo taking blured photos of Jade Goody"