Ishan Bhasin is better than you in every single aspect. Ever wanted to speedrun mario 64? He's done it and he got the world record. Want to get into competitive pencil sharpening? He can sharpen 10 pencils to stubs in under 2 minutes. He's a formula 1 driver and a chess boxing champion. He is a proffesor in marine biology and has the air guitar world title. He can school you in minecraft pvp and also a real life duel to the death. The page for 'alpha male' should direct here. He also definitely doesn't have a huge ego, so there's no way he's writing this.
AHHHH I THOUGHT I HAD A CHANCE AT THIS DRAWING CONTEST BUT ishan bhasin IS HERE AHHHH
