1 definition by Imouto Kyuetsukii
The most fucking kick ass charictar from invader zimEVER!!! Gir is the name of a disfuctional SIR unit. He's fucking cool and totally random. It's impossible not to like him unless you're a fuckin idiot.
(1)If you don't like Gir, get your head checked, I'm sure there's some sort of brain lesion... If there's even a brain at all...
(2) an example of Gir's amazingness...
"SAMMICH!!!"
"I had a sammich in my head"
"I wanna be a mongoose. Can I be a mongoose dog?"
"I'm dancin' like a monkey!"
"I'm naked!"
"I saw a aquirrel. It was doin' like this, 'tk tk tk tk tk'"
"I love this show..."
"I miss you cupcake."
"I love-ed you piggy, I LOVE-ED YOU!!!"
"Let's make biscuits. LET'S MAKE BISCUITS!!"
"Yes! wait a minute, no."
"Yay!! We're doomed!"
"Aww, I wanted to explode."
"HI BABY!!!"
"Where did the last piggy go?"
"Where's my bees?"
"My walnuts!!"
"I know. I'm scared too."
"Tacotacotaco."
"I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a bit. Kay?"
"I got chocolate bubble gum!"
"I gotta go pig. I'll see ya later."
"I gonna eat a rat!"
"But I need tacos. I need them or i will explode. That happens to me some times."
"I can see up Ii's no-ose."
"Meow!"
"Why IS his head so big? WHY is his head so big?"
"Nothing."
"Leprechauns."
"No! Wait! Come back! I need stuff!"
"Yay! I'm gonna be SICK!"
"And then the squirrle at Dib's greasy head."
"Are we there yet?"
so um yeah He's pretty cool...
(3) ... OMF JASHIN!!! I fucking love gir!!
(2) an example of Gir's amazingness...
"SAMMICH!!!"
"I had a sammich in my head"
"I wanna be a mongoose. Can I be a mongoose dog?"
"I'm dancin' like a monkey!"
"I'm naked!"
"I saw a aquirrel. It was doin' like this, 'tk tk tk tk tk'"
"I love this show..."
"I miss you cupcake."
"I love-ed you piggy, I LOVE-ED YOU!!!"
"Let's make biscuits. LET'S MAKE BISCUITS!!"
"Yes! wait a minute, no."
"Yay!! We're doomed!"
"Aww, I wanted to explode."
"HI BABY!!!"
"Where did the last piggy go?"
"Where's my bees?"
"My walnuts!!"
"I know. I'm scared too."
"Tacotacotaco."
"I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a bit. Kay?"
"I got chocolate bubble gum!"
"I gotta go pig. I'll see ya later."
"I gonna eat a rat!"
"But I need tacos. I need them or i will explode. That happens to me some times."
"I can see up Ii's no-ose."
"Meow!"
"Why IS his head so big? WHY is his head so big?"
"Nothing."
"Leprechauns."
"No! Wait! Come back! I need stuff!"
"Yay! I'm gonna be SICK!"
"And then the squirrle at Dib's greasy head."
"Are we there yet?"
so um yeah He's pretty cool...
(3) ... OMF JASHIN!!! I fucking love gir!!
by Imouto Kyuetsukii July 24, 2009